Comments on: Why not just call them “Kickme”?

By: butoygirl

butoygirl — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:19:35 +0000

There are lots of names that mean nothing in Filipino but are hilarious in Cebuano. Some of them are:

Bayot (Carlyn Bayot): bakla

Makabaligotin: “nakakabali ng male genitalia”

Totoy Bato: totoy=breast ; “stone-hard breast”?!? , breast with a cyst or lump?!? ,
botched up boob job?!?

By: butoygirl

butoygirl — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:05:07 +0000

My grade school classmates:

*Lovely Gay C. Ilao

*Renegade Tadiaman (Parents: Renato and Edna) Why?!

Suggested Baby Name of Liza and Edgar: Lizard

Surname of a male classmate of my co-worker: Jalimaw

By: summer

summer — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:18:58 +0000

i am simply blessed my parents weren’t that f—ed up.

By: summer

summer — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:16:09 +0000

a classmate in high school – marilag, sis’ name mariquit,
maricon- spanish for gay as in bading
resident doctor’s last name – puerta, imagine the pain i have whenever he was overhead paged.

By: cjbandofru

cjbandofru — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 20:51:40 +0000

one of my best friends whose parents’ last names were austria & barcelona hence her name is sicily austria barcelona. her brother is sidney. her sisters are vienna and filipinas. my friend lives in the UK. her brother is a seaman. no news of the the sisters current locations.

By: third

third — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 00:13:08 +0000

In addition to #27, her first name is Lottie, which sounds like lote, which obviously means “lot.” She and her husband never went homeless.

(Yes, Jangy is my high school classmate.)

By: third

third — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 00:08:14 +0000

My direct supervisor’s name is Augusto Jr. II and he only realized that it was wrong when his college classmates laughed at it.

I had a schoolmate in high school who’s last name is Jugao (Visayan for dirty). In college, I wasn’t able to control myself laughing out loud when I heard the registrar calling “Makabaligutin” (able to break a male’s genitalia).

By: Critter

Critter — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 13:14:38 +0000

well, when i was in highschool, i had a classmate who was a source of endless fun for us, and consternation to my teachers. this was because his middle name was “secreto”.

and part of the profiling done by teachers is the one-by-one semi-interrogation regarding family names, middle names and lineage.

we always anticipated the first day/ week of class when teachers asked us for our fullnames (last name, first name, then the dreaded middle name)

up until now, i have stitches from laughing whenever i remember those good old days..

By: henyo

henyo — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 14:54:34 +0000

When I was in highschool, there was a girl named Brookeshields. Oh the agony…

By: kandi

kandi — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 14:08:13 +0000

know of somebody who is called Charon, pronounced as Sharon.

had to asked her first if she knows the meaning of her name. she said it was from the Bible. had to tell her the difference between the two names. she became arrogant at this point so i just shut up.

turned out i was correct in my assumptions though, the parents wanted to be chic living in le chateau de kubo. hehehe

By: agimat

agimat — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:56:57 +0000

I cant help laughing about all these “funny names.” But listen to this: a friend of mine told me he knew someone whose surname is Makabaligotin – the person who owns that is a she. My friend told me that whenever roll call starts from the other room, he would go out just to check who owns that surname. And since names are regional thing, i have to explain what that means to the Visayan speaking – it means penis breaking or penis bending – you choose your adjective.

By: jangy

jangy — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 07:26:45 +0000

Had a teacher who’s maiden name was Lansang. That’s Visayan for nail. She married another teacher who’s surname is Dingding (wall) .. cute no?