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	<title>Comments on: Happy Kris Aquino Day!</title>
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		<title>By: kcgonzaga</title>
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		<dc:creator>kcgonzaga</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>she&#039;s one of the reasons why I completely abandoned my idiot box life. the stupidity of all shows is the main reason.

kris&#039; &quot;SIN&quot; towards me: she endorsed a product with a CAT. a cat, for god&#039;s sake. kris and cats? not a very good idea.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>she&#8217;s one of the reasons why I completely abandoned my idiot box life. the stupidity of all shows is the main reason.</p>
<p>kris&#8217; &#8220;SIN&#8221; towards me: she endorsed a product with a CAT. a cat, for god&#8217;s sake. kris and cats? not a very good idea.</p>
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		<title>By: oneminutebeforenine</title>
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		<dc:creator>oneminutebeforenine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A girl who claims she uses alkaline or purified water to bath herself, is too much...she has done too many things, and sharing her problems to everyone&#039;s just sick.  From Joey Marquez, their fights, the STD issue, she went down the drain from then on, i don&#039;t want to deal with any of her sh*t anymore.  For me, she&#039;s done.

She gotta do something spectacular this time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A girl who claims she uses alkaline or purified water to bath herself, is too much&#8230;she has done too many things, and sharing her problems to everyone&#8217;s just sick.  From Joey Marquez, their fights, the STD issue, she went down the drain from then on, i don&#8217;t want to deal with any of her sh*t anymore.  For me, she&#8217;s done.</p>
<p>She gotta do something spectacular this time.</p>
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		<title>By: agimat</title>
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		<dc:creator>agimat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>According to her, she is true to her endorsements - that she actually uses them. So maybe, she uses White Flower. Or maybe, they made a White Flower that&#039;s especially for her. I remember how she gloated about the  toilet paper she uses at home - 3 ply, with Vit.E and mint flavored or was that chamomile..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to her, she is true to her endorsements &#8211; that she actually uses them. So maybe, she uses White Flower. Or maybe, they made a White Flower that&#8217;s especially for her. I remember how she gloated about the  toilet paper she uses at home &#8211; 3 ply, with Vit.E and mint flavored or was that chamomile..</p>
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		<title>By: eilish</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/02/14/happy-kris-aquino-day/comment-page-1/#comment-34432</link>
		<dc:creator>eilish</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The second I saw her on that shoe polish commercial where she used the phrase &quot;shoeses ko&quot; on national television, I lost all respect for her. The horror! For an English Lit major from Ateneo, she really ought to know how to pluralize the word shoe. And I don&#039;t care if her dad&#039;s face is on the P500 bill or that her mom was former president. That does not give her license to murder the english language or the name of her school. Can you tell? I *heart* Kris Aquino! </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The second I saw her on that shoe polish commercial where she used the phrase &#8220;shoeses ko&#8221; on national television, I lost all respect for her. The horror! For an English Lit major from Ateneo, she really ought to know how to pluralize the word shoe. And I don&#8217;t care if her dad&#8217;s face is on the P500 bill or that her mom was former president. That does not give her license to murder the english language or the name of her school. Can you tell? I *heart* Kris Aquino!</p>
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		<title>By: roreru24</title>
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		<dc:creator>roreru24</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i dont know how will you react on this--Kris just recently endorsed White Flower. yeah, THE White Flower. maybe she badly needs money just to finish her house. or maybe, just maybe, she really uses That White Flower. malay natin. damn.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i dont know how will you react on this&#8211;Kris just recently endorsed White Flower. yeah, THE White Flower. maybe she badly needs money just to finish her house. or maybe, just maybe, she really uses That White Flower. malay natin. damn.</p>
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		<title>By: jediknight</title>
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		<dc:creator>jediknight</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank God you&#039;re joking. You know, I once told a friend that one of my greatest fears was to see (and hear!) kris aquino and ruffa gutierrez host a talk show together. 
I still have nightmares thinking about it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank God you&#8217;re joking. You know, I once told a friend that one of my greatest fears was to see (and hear!) kris aquino and ruffa gutierrez host a talk show together.<br />
I still have nightmares thinking about it.</p>
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		<title>By: eilish</title>
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		<dc:creator>eilish</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:51:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is it just me who&#039;s bothered by the fact that Kris Aquino has an album? She can&#039;t even sing for Pete&#039;s sake! Is it supposed to be this revolutionary idea to lump together a bunch of songs and plaster HER face on the album cover?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it just me who&#8217;s bothered by the fact that Kris Aquino has an album? She can&#8217;t even sing for Pete&#8217;s sake! Is it supposed to be this revolutionary idea to lump together a bunch of songs and plaster HER face on the album cover?</p>
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