http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/04/24/dark-matter-detected/ Twisted by Jessica Zafra - Pumping irony since 1994 Sat, 11 Feb 2012 12:20:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/04/24/dark-matter-detected/comment-page-1/#comment-35784 franzi j. Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:22:38 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/04/24/dark-matter-detected/#comment-35784 That's it, I'm writing a screenplay about this "dark matter". It will be a science fiction based on the dark substances found underneath the Pasig Sewer, er, river. I imagine this evil matter will rise from the bowels of the river, form into a giant blob monster, and devour all the polluting buses,jeepneys, tricycles, fxs, and dilapidated vehicles that fumigate the city with their black venom. It will swallow all the squatter residents whose idea of a septic tank and garbage site is the legendary river of Philippine folklore. Hopefully, this monster will not devour me because I ride a bike, but I ride wearing a complete arsenal of biological suit and gas mask. And I always have a concealed-carry 9mm pistol just in case. Hey, this is Metro Manila, people will stab you just to steal your bike. Incidentally, I have named my bike "Shadowfax". That’s it, I’m writing a screenplay about this “dark matter”. It will be a science fiction based on the dark substances found underneath the Pasig Sewer, er, river. I imagine this evil matter will rise from the bowels of the river, form into a giant blob monster, and devour all the polluting buses,jeepneys, tricycles, fxs, and dilapidated vehicles that fumigate the city with their black venom. It will swallow all the squatter residents whose idea of a septic tank and garbage site is the legendary river of Philippine folklore. Hopefully, this monster will not devour me because I ride a bike, but I ride wearing a complete arsenal of biological suit and gas mask. And I always have a concealed-carry 9mm pistol just in case. Hey, this is Metro Manila, people will stab you just to steal your bike. Incidentally, I have named my bike “Shadowfax”.

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