A series of strange text messages
Grungella: I’ll be in Grimbelt 6ish if anyone wants din-din.
Ernie: I’ll join you if I finish work early.
Big Bird: I can’t join you. Looking for something in my room that may kill me. Tell you bout it later.
Grungella: Killer cockroach? Air Supply albums? Gas leak? Voodoo doll?
Big Bird: A snake entered my room and hid under my bed. The moment I stepped out door to garden, it slipped in. I turned round and saw about 2 ft of it. Yesterday I looked for it but didn’t see it. Got so confused, was thinking someone had bewitched my imagination. But I’m positive I saw it. Been sleeping in my parents’ room. They’re away.
Grungella: Eek! Find it! Call animal control! Get out of the house!
Big Bird: I accidentally nudged it with my foot and it didn’t attack so it must not be poisonous.
Grungella: Indiana Jones has nothing on my snake fear! I couldn’t open the green Walt Disney encyclopedia!
Big Bird: If I still don’t find it I’m consulting the tarot card reader.
Grungella: Big Bird looking for snake in house, literally.
Ernie: He’d have better luck looking in that mall.
Grungella: Maybe he can lure it out with Alice Dixon or Snooky as Galema.
Ernie: Or he could get a mongoose. Do they have mongooses in Bio-Research?
Grungella: Is it mongooses or mongeese?