http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2009/01/12/sniffing-gasoline/ Twisted by Jessica Zafra - Pumping irony since 1994 Sat, 11 Feb 2012 12:20:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2009/01/12/sniffing-gasoline/comment-page-1/#comment-38682 farmer_jays Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:49:22 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/?p=1992#comment-38682 T-Bag FTW!!! T-Bag FTW!!!

]]> http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2009/01/12/sniffing-gasoline/comment-page-1/#comment-38663 Franzi Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:43:15 +0000 http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/?p=1992#comment-38663 This early, I've read somewhere that there will yet be another sequel to "The Transporter." Reportedly, it will be retitled "Transplanter" i.e., Jason Statham's buff character will be held hostage by a demented scientist as an unwilling guinea pig for his radical hair transplant procedure. Seriously, I think Mr. Statham will look better if he just shaves his remaining hair, like Vin Diesel and Verne Troyer. (nah, maybe not him.) Better to be downright "kalbo" than "nakakalbo". Among us men, there should be no middle ground when it comes to hair loss. Also, I've noted that almost all black NBA players look better with a shaved head. Why, If I have such beautiful shaped head like Kobe, I'd shave my noticeably thinning mane anytime, too, but I'm afraid my girl would mock me no end. She told me I'd look like a 130 pound bigger version of Troyer, or Gollum, and that can never be right. (Sometimes I wonder if I should marry her someday.) This early, I’ve read somewhere that there will yet be another sequel to “The Transporter.” Reportedly, it will be retitled “Transplanter” i.e., Jason Statham’s buff character will be held hostage by a demented scientist as an unwilling guinea pig for his radical hair transplant procedure. Seriously, I think Mr. Statham will look better if he just shaves his remaining hair, like Vin Diesel and Verne Troyer. (nah, maybe not him.) Better to be downright “kalbo” than “nakakalbo”. Among us men, there should be no middle ground when it comes to hair loss. Also, I’ve noted that almost all black NBA players look better with a shaved head. Why, If I have such beautiful shaped head like Kobe, I’d shave my noticeably thinning mane anytime, too, but I’m afraid my girl would mock me no end. She told me I’d look like a 130 pound bigger version of Troyer, or Gollum, and that can never be right. (Sometimes I wonder if I should marry her someday.)

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