In the dead of night when the bat flies into your bedroom window and transforms into a vampire, show him this selection of crosses by Hans Brumann. Wrought in gold, mother-of-pearl, metal, and wood, these crucifixes are so arresting the fanged one will immediately be distracted from your suddenly uninteresting neck.
Count Dracula would stop dead in his tracks to shriek, “I love it!” It is to die for.
If the vampire refuses to be deterred, conk him on the head with this heavy kamagong cross with a pearl accent. He’ll be out so long, the sunlight will vaporize him.
If all else fails show him the price tags. At P100,000 – P180,000, that should kill him. Unless he’s The Count and decides to count them.
The crucifixes are on display at Hans Brumann on the third floor of Greenbelt 5. Details: +632 728 2175; ghb.hiraya.com.