The Twilight: Breaking Dawn blockade is over, hooray!!! We can watch movies again! Movies without emotional vampires or frustrated werewolves!
Never in the history of cinema have we been so glad to see a Sarah Geronimo-Gerald Anderson movie open in our neighborhood multiplex. We are that relieved.
This is the movie we urge you to see:
The Adventures of Tintin! Steven Spielberg’s motion capture 3D movie adaptation of the beloved Hergé graphic novels, The Secret of the Unicorn and Red Rackham’s Treasure.
We read a terrible review so we expected the characters to look like moving cadavers, but billions of blistering bilious blue barnacles, that was bollocks. It’s Indiana Jones, Boy Reporter.