Ernie bought a handmade mosaic cross at a weekend market.
Attractive guy selling crosses: Why don’t you buy another cross?
Ernie: But…but…but there aren’t enough vampires in the building.
Attractive guy selling crosses: That’s funny! I like you!
Yes, you may use this for your LitWit entry.
Speaking of rom-coms, last week we saw Every Breath U Take starring Piolo Pascual and Angelica Panganiban. Well, an hour of it because we had to throw up. It’s a movie that made us ask ourselves: Are we on drugs?