MANILA, Philippines — The Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) movie ratings board has found a “pro-life” message in the vampires and werewolves movie “Breaking Dawn 2.”
In fact, the CBCP-Catholic Initiative for Enlightened Movie Appreciation (CINEMA) has recommended that the faithful watch the movie—the last installment of the Twilight series—and read the novel on which it was based.
Are they so desperate for support for their medieval anti-RH bill stand that they would align themselves with the bloodsucking undead?
Do they have an affinity towards bloodsuckers?
Boboy wants to know: Are they Team Edward or Team Jacob?
What is their official stand on zombies?
In Christian theology, do vampires have souls?
Of course vampires don’t need birth control—because they can’t have sex. How are you supposed to get an erection without a functioning circulatory system? Twilight promotes ignorance of basic science. Oh now we see the affinity.
Does this mean vampires will have eternal life after their already eternal life?
Are the bishops secretly for the RH bill? They’re making themselves too easy a target.