The World Domination shirts have arrived, and will soon be available at our online store. The first edition says “You can’t rule the world if you can’t decide what to order”, and is dedicated to highly opinionated people who don’t understand “option paralysis”.
Our shirts are manufactured right in the nexus of World Domination, the Philippines. Made of durable, stretchable, color-fast 100 percent cotton with satin or mesh accents, they are understated but unmistakable.
World Domination shirts come in three colors: black with green satin accent, neon fuchsia with navy satin, and blue-violet with beige mesh. We have them in girls’ sizes, Small, Medium and Large.
Each shirt costs Php299, and there’s a charge of about Php60 (we’ll check) for deliveries.
Be the first to stand up for World Domination. Pre-order your shirts today by emailing email@example.com with your details: color/s, size/s, and delivery address. Our elves will get back to you as soon as the online store opens.