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Filmmaking advice from Kim Jong-Il
Read The Cinema and Directing by Kim Jong-Il. Watch Pulgasari, his Godzilla movie, online.
Thanks to Chus for the alert.
Homogenic
Kim Jong-Il looking at sausages from Kim Jong-Il looking at things.
Hitchens died on Thursday, Vaclav Havel died on Sunday, and this morning that natty sunglasses-and-Mao-jacket-wearing, horrible poetry-writing, filmmaker-abducting, Godzilla ripoff auteur-ing overlord of a literally divided country with no food but with nuclear weapons Kim Jong-Il waved bye-bye to this mortal coil.
We don’t know if anyone will miss him (That would depend on his successor) other than the South Park guys, sketch comedy writers and mad dictator junkies, and the writers of 30 Rock will have to figure out what happens to Avery, but with the deaths of Hitch, Havel, and Kim the world has become a more homogeneous place. Everyone looks, acts and sounds more and more alike, mass produced, brainwashed. The more they strive to “define” themselves and set themselves apart from the multitudes the more clone-like factory replicant they seem.
The future President of Russia
Marat Safin. We’d vote for him.
Does anyone here read Russian?
We want to know if Marat Safin was elected to the Russian parliament. Could you translate this report?
Naturally we assume that Marat won, but we need details. We gather he ran on the Putin ticket and the election is disputed. Ahh, disputed elections. Marat should just marry us and run in the Philippines.
Got the voting results for Marat’s district? Send them over.
P.S. If we wanted a machine translation we would’ve gotten a machine translation. We want an actual Russian speaker because we have questions.
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>