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	<title>JessicarulestheUniverse &#187; Pointless Anecdotes</title>
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	<description>Twisted by Jessica Zafra - Pumping irony since 1994</description>
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		<title>Thinking of forming an Overthinkers Anonymous. Let the overthinking begin!</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2011/04/27/thinking-of-forming-an-overthinkers-anonymous-let-the-overthinking-begin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 02:44:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pointless Anecdotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Neurosis]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It occurred to me today, as it has occurred to me many times in the past, that much of my stress is self-inflicted. Give me the tiniest germ of a thought and I will overthink it to smithereens. And while I am overthinking, I will think of myself overthinking and overthink my overthinking. It is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Rite of Spring: Housecleaning</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2011/03/21/the-rite-of-spring-housecleaning/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2011/03/21/the-rite-of-spring-housecleaning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 19:21:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pointless Anecdotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spring]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Vernal equinox at Stonehenge My druid trained me to regard the vernal equinox as the beginning of a new cycle. I spent the last day of the old cycle doing something my druid would approve of: housecleaning. Begin longish intro. I had the same cleaner for more than a decade. He would come in every [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sock Value</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2011/01/02/sock-value/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2011/01/02/sock-value/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jan 2011 16:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Clothing]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Re-lay-shun-ships]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Accessories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Socks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Saffy wears Happy Socks Chus my friend and genius hairstylist spent New Year&#8217;s Eve on a plane to Los Angeles. Me: Sana pagbalik mo makatabi mo sa business class si Neil Etheridge. Happy New Year! (I hope that when you fly back you sit in business class next to the goalie of the Azkals national [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Our house, 4 am</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/12/27/our-house-4-am/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/12/27/our-house-4-am/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 18:22:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pointless Anecdotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Koosi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mat]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/?p=11753</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Starring Koosi and Mat. At last! Everyone is asleep. We have the living room to ourselves, nyahahahaaa. We, the mighty goddess Bast, may now contemplate our universe in peace and. . . Who turned on the light? Oh it&#8217;s you, foundling. Shouldn&#8217;t you be sucking up to the human? I&#8217;ve been living here for six [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Memories of the Vortex</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/12/14/memories-of-the-vortex/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/12/14/memories-of-the-vortex/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 17:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Places]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pointless Anecdotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blanco Center]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/?p=11465</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Room at the Picasso Suites My first apartment was at Blanco Center on Leviste Street in Salcedo Village, Makati. Apartment 914. I shared the place with two guys who toiled in the corporate universe. How we (and our respective egos) managed to cram into a railroad flat, I have no idea. For one thing our [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>32</slash:comments>
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		<title>Finally: A hat that fits my head! Next: the Loch Ness monster will speak!</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/11/21/finally-a-hat-that-fits-my-head-next-the-loch-ness-monster-will-speak/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/11/21/finally-a-hat-that-fits-my-head-next-the-loch-ness-monster-will-speak/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 18:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Clothing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pointless Anecdotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shopping]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hats]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/?p=10992</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For too long I have bored you with the continuing saga of my quest for a hat that fits my head, specifically a bowler (see A Clockwork Orange). I have an extraordinarily large head. It is so big that when I was born, the doctor thought my mother had given birth to a head. It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some humanity is more embraceable than others.</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/11/11/some-humanity-is-more-embraceable-than-other/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/11/11/some-humanity-is-more-embraceable-than-other/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 17:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bill Clinton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fernando Zobel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jessica Soho]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/?p=10808</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Former US President Bill Clinton&#8217;s talk at the Manila Hotel was entitled &#8220;Embracing Our Common Humanity.&#8221; Granted, some humanity is more embraceable than others. (I am channeling Noel. And how.) One of the Winklevii Ayala Corp president Fernando Zobel arrived carrying a large umbrella—because he drove himself. No bodyguards (unless they were a crack ninja [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>31</slash:comments>
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		<title>Antisocial register</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/09/17/antisocial-register/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/09/17/antisocial-register/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pointless Anecdotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cat behavior]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/?p=9740</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Koosi is even more antisocial than her human. (Why don&#8217;t people ever believe you when you say you don&#8217;t want your picture taken? Do they think you&#8217;re being coy? It&#8217;s not a nothing issue. If your hideous photo gets on the web it will stay there forever, reminding you never to leave the house without [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>On the other hand I will sleep soundly tonight.</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/09/12/on-the-other-hand-i-will-sleep-soundly-tonight/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/09/12/on-the-other-hand-i-will-sleep-soundly-tonight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 11:18:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tennis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Traveling]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Roger Federer]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/?p=9669</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ooh, there&#8217;s an Illy cafe at the big cavernous NAIA terminal 3! Naah, skip it. The coffee is by Illy, but the pastries are fossilized. And expensive. And I ordered a double espresso that was served in a large cardboard cup. I said, Please put it in a china cup. They said, We&#8217;re out of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>It must be Lock Yourself in the Bathroom and Cry Month and nobody told me.</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/09/11/it-must-be-lock-yourself-in-the-bathroom-and-cry-month-and-nobody-told-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/09/11/it-must-be-lock-yourself-in-the-bathroom-and-cry-month-and-nobody-told-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 16:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pointless Anecdotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crying in public]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/?p=9659</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When Saffy wants some privacy she squeezes herself into the nearest available handbag. Barely a week after the last episode of bathroom drama, it happened again. I was in the bathroom at the mall when I heard someone weeping in one of the cubicles. At first it was sniffles and sobs, then it became full-on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ways of seeing</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/09/07/ways-of-seeing-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/09/07/ways-of-seeing-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:57:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pointless Anecdotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Walking]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Text message Maricon: Tattoo on the chest of punk tambay: &#8216;Blind Teror&#8217;. Me: He did say blind. * * * * * We like to walk. It clears our heads. We have no place to walk outdoors (indoors we walk round and round the mall). Pedestrians have no rights and there are hardly any sidewalks. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Random snapshots of my week</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/08/14/random-snapshots-of-my-wee/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2010/08/14/random-snapshots-of-my-wee/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 16:31:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pointless Anecdotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photographs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/?p=9273</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ricky didn&#8217;t have a vase for the eucalyptus so he put them in a briefcase. Ige appears to be auditioning for Hamlet. The following day he shaved. I bought this tote bag for 100 pesos at Aldevinco in Davao. Rene was looking for Theodore Rex, the biography of Teddy Roosevelt. It was no longer available, [...]]]></description>
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