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	<title>JessicarulestheUniverse &#187; Tennis</title>
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	<description>Twisted by Jessica Zafra - Pumping irony since 1994</description>
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		<title>Happy tennis fan</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2012/02/01/happy-tennis-fan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:57:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My knees hurt. My legs are cramping up. It’s 11pm and I need a drink badly. The crowd is yelling in my ears. Do I have the strength left to finish this match? Could I possibly hold out for another set, then probably another one after that? And all I’m doing is sitting in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We walked out on an epic</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2012/01/31/we-walked-out-on-an-epic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:08:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What kind of a dolt would leave in the middle of the epic Djokovic-Nadal match, the longest men&#8217;s final in slam history? Raise hand. There&#8217;s only one flight to Manila on Monday and it leaves at 0030. We had to retrieve our bags from the hotel and get to the airport by 2230. So shortly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Close enough to get hit by an ace</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2012/01/27/close-enough-to-get-hit-by-an-ace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 15:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Novak Djokovic Andy Murray We were rooting for Djokovic but then Murray started making amazing shots so we switched camps and then Djoker raised his game and he’s in Nadal’s head so we’d prefer that he be in the final and then Murray totally disproved our assessment that he lacks nerve and then Djoker revealed [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Oh great we missed it.</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2012/01/27/oh-great-we-missed-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Roger Federer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[View from the 20th floor of the Grand Hyatt in Melbourne, 27 Jan 2012 Flew out of Manila at 9pm Thursday, landed in Oz at 7:50 am Friday (Melbourne is three hours ahead) to the news that The Fed lost to Nadal in 4 sets. Aaaaaaaaa we thought we were going to watch that semifinal, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Roger vs Rafa: Your predictions</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2012/01/26/roger-vs-rafa-your-predictions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2012/01/26/roger-vs-rafa-your-predictions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tennis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Australian Open]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Roger Federer]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/?p=17599</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tennis Mike (het): The Fed in 4. Runaway first two sets, cliffhanger in the third, a rout in the fourth. Tennis Mike (gay): Mercedes Benz over Kia in straight sets. Whoever posts the most accurate prediction gets a copy of Bossypants by Tina Fey. (Thanks, National.) * * * * * Bonus question: What would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Roger is in the semis.</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2012/01/24/roger-is-in-the-semis/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2012/01/24/roger-is-in-the-semis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Roger Federer photo from tennis.com. Easy win over Juan Martin Del Potro, 4, 3 and 2. The Fed awaits the winner of the clash between Rafael &#8220;The season is too long, no?! Yes I will play in your exos&#8221; Nadal and Tomas &#8220;I&#8217;m not shaking hands with you&#8221; Berdych. Yay we&#8217;re watching the men&#8217;s semis [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>The one we must watch</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2012/01/21/the-one-we-must-watch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2012/01/21/the-one-we-must-watch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 21:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;d rather watch this semifinal than the final itself. Cross fingers, toes, all crossable appendages. Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer remain on track to meet in the semi-finals of the Australian Open, which is a little like eating your favourite food on the plate before your greens. Those who would rather such an inviting dish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nadal Unmasks Rift with Federer</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2012/01/16/nadal-unmasks-rift-with-federer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2012/01/16/nadal-unmasks-rift-with-federer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 02:11:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Roger Federer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Federer, a 30-year-old with a record 16 Grand Slam singles titles, is president of the A.T.P. Player Council. Nadal, a 25-year-old with 10 major singles titles, is vice president. Their relationship, which has long been mutually respectful despite their epic rivalry, has established the collegial tone for the men’s game as a whole. But Federer [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Infinite Jest tennis tour of the end of the world, 2012</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2012/01/13/the-infinite-jest-tennis-tour-of-the-end-of-the-world/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2012/01/13/the-infinite-jest-tennis-tour-of-the-end-of-the-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 16:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/?p=17382</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[in memory of David Foster Wallace. This is going to be a tennis year. Good. If the world is going kaput in under 12 months we still have time to attend the major tournaments and behold Roger Federer with our own eyes. End it all with the sport you loved first and most. Of the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>The future President of Russia</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2011/12/13/the-future-president-of-russia/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2011/12/13/the-future-president-of-russia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 09:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/?p=16972</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Photos from tumblr. Marat Safin. We&#8217;d vote for him.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Does anyone here read Russian?</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2011/12/07/does-anyone-here-read-russian/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2011/12/07/does-anyone-here-read-russian/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 03:16:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We want to know if Marat Safin was elected to the Russian parliament. Could you translate this report? Naturally we assume that Marat won, but we need details. We gather he ran on the Putin ticket and the election is disputed. Ahh, disputed elections. Marat should just marry us and run in the Philippines. Got [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Restoration drama</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2011/11/28/restoration-drama/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2011/11/28/restoration-drama/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 04:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tennis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Roger Federer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Unlikely as it seemed only a few months ago, when Novak Djokovic was grinding the rest of tennis underfoot, Roger Federer entertains realistic ambitions of reclaiming his place as world No1 by the summer. Federer holds off Tsonga to win World Tour Finals. Roger seems to be wearing a hairy glove.]]></description>
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