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		<title>Let&#8217;s do this again!</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2011/05/20/lets-do-this-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 22:28:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The coffee with readers at Caffe Nero on Tooley Street was so much fun that it became dinner at Nicholson&#8217;s on Southwark by the river and ended with drinks at the 184-year-old Globe Tavern on Bedale Street off Borough. Not bad for a bunch of people who had just met. Here we are at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If you&#8217;re in London, see you at four.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 07:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Will this elevator at Canary Wharf appears in the Jude Law movie Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. Caffe Nero on Tooley Street near Tower Bridge, 4ish to 7ish. (Ooh near a dungeon! Perfect venue.) We have your books (if you made a reservation). If you didn&#8217;t, come anyway for the chitchat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Meet and greet on Thursday the 19th</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2011/05/14/meet-and-greet-on-thursday-the-19th/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 15:02:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Random picture taken from the London Eye We&#8217;re all set for the Twisted meet and greet. Date: Thursday, 19 May 2011 Time: 4 pm Place: Caffe Nero at Tower Bridge, Tooley Street, London. Fifteen pounds gets you high tea and a copy of Twisted 9. We only have five books left (the first five went [...]]]></description>
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		<title>12 hours before deadline</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 03:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re accepting entries to LitWit Challenge 2.12: The Birds and The Bees until 11.59 tonight. * * * * * My white tabby Mat is the sweetest cat, but our oven-like weather is making even Mat cranky. Yesterday I woke up because he was breathing on my face. &#8220;I want my breakfast,&#8221; he said (telepathically). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shing finds a home</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2009/03/17/shing-finds-a-home/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 04:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our first dog adoption story arrived yesterday from Faye Ferrer. We would prefer that you and your pet be together at least six months by the time you write us, but we&#8217;ll make an exception for our first canine entry. My son and I just came from watching Watchmen from Gateway. As we were walking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The trennungsagentur told the ikibari he was layogenic.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 04:05:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Choice entries from Toujours Tingo by Adam Jacot de Boinod, a book listing weird words and phrases from all over the world. Layogenic: Filipino for someone good-looking from afar but ugly up close. Ikibari: Japanese, a &#8220;lively needle&#8221; and describing a man who is willing but under-endowed. Fensterln: German for climbing through a window to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What NOT to get me for Xmas</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/12/14/what-not-to-get-me-for-xmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 02:48:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Scented candles say &#8220;I&#8217;m not even trying.&#8221; 2. One bottle of wine says, &#8220;I got a case at a wholesale rate so whoopee-doo, you&#8217;re all getting the same thing&#8221;, which suggests you can&#8217;t tell your friends apart. Does not apply to rare vintages. 3. A book, because I might already have it. Gift certificates [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men&#8217;s Lib</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/11/18/mens-lib/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tina called my attention to a Wapedia entry about me.Â  &#8220;Her work has been the subject of academic study (1).Â Content analysisÂ of theÂ TwistedÂ series reveals Zafra&#8217;s disdain for men in general, andÂ FilipinoÂ men in particular, whom she finds &#8220;stupid and weak&#8221; (2). Most of her positive descriptions of men were reserved for foreign celebrities likeÂ Mel Gibson (3),Â David Duchovny [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ingress</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/10/21/ingress/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo: Velocipede by Ricky Villabona If you have trouble registering on this site, please email koosi.obrien@gmail.com your name and preferred password. We&#8217;ll add you to the registered users directory and send you a confirmation email at the end of the week. Thanks.]]></description>
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		<title>Here&#8217;s something for your living room.</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/09/23/heres-something-for-your-living-room/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 07:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this on boingboing.net: furniture that is a political statement. Abu Ghraib table by Phillip Toledano.]]></description>
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		<title>Advice to Writers</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/09/08/advice-to-writers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Working conditions in my house, originally uploaded by 160507. by Walter Benjamin I. Anyone intending to embark on a major work should be lenient with himself and, having completed a stint, deny himself nothing that will not prejudice the next. II. Talk about what you have written, by all means, but do not read from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Family drama</title>
		<link>http://www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2008/09/02/family-drama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jessicazafra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mat profile, originally uploaded by saffysafina. Mat refused his breakfast this morning. In my house, this is a sign of the apocalypse. His tongue was peeking out of his mouth, and he went inside his carrier to be alone. I called the vet and after we ruled out anything serious, she said he probably has [...]]]></description>
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