In which part of the male anatomy snaps off
An earlier McEwan, the part where they cut up a corpse.
For a serious man of letters, Ian McEwan does love a shocker. This is the author who gave us kids stashing their dead mother in a trunk in the basement, a man carrying a dismembered corpse in a suitcase (Kinatay has nothing on it), and detailed descriptions of brains being cut up. Not to mention newlyweds going off on their honeymoon and not having sex. And the ultimate shocker: It was fiction! I made it up!
So it should not surprise us that in his new novel, Solar, a man’s penis freezes off.
Of course we can count on Page Six for the squirm-inducing excerpt:
“As the polar wind raged . . . he watched in horror as his penis shrank even smaller, and curled tighter against the zip. And not only was it diminishing before his eyes, but it was turning white. Not the white of a blank page, but the sparkling silver of a Christmas bauble…
“He let himself be guided back to [his guide’s] Ski-Doo and it was there that the calamity finally happened. As he raised a leg to hoist himself onto his place behind the guide, he felt, and even thought he heard, a terrible rending pain in his groin, a cracking and a parting, like a birth, like a glacier calving. He gave a shout . . .”
Like a glacier calving! Yikes.