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Honor, duty, courage, Hodor.

May 30, 2016 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Television 2 Comments →

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If you have not seen last week’s episode of Game of Thrones, do not read this. Don’t even go online. Cover your eyes and ears.

For the past week I have not been able to look at a door or get into an elevator without my throat tightening, such is the power of the last few minutes of “The Door”, Season 6, Episode 5 of Game of Thrones. Hodor the running gag has turned out to be the embodiment of honor, duty, sacrifice. Bravo.

Having read the books I knew the Red Wedding was coming, and enjoyed the shock of non-readers learning of the brutal event for the first time. Then the Purple Wedding, the trial by combat, the murder in the toilet, the assassination. Readers used to have an advantage, but now the series has gone off-book and we’re all at the dark mercy of the showrunners. It’s exhilarating.

Read my column at InterAksyon.com.

I forgot to cite the best-known example of a causality loop: Terminator. Kyle Reese is sent back to the past by John Connor to protect his mother Sarah, and ends up becoming the father of John Connor.

The Wine Show: Getting to know the grape with Matthews Goode and Rhys

May 27, 2016 By: jessicazafra Category: Food, Television 2 Comments →

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THE WINE SHOW answers the age-old question: good looks or personality? Specifically, would you rather spend time with two very attractive men with average conversational skills, or two not as attractive men who can have a hilarious conversation about nothing? Even more specifically, would you rather drive through Italy in the company of Matthew Goode (Downton Abbey) and Matthew Rhys (The Americans), or with Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon (The Trip to Italy, reviewed here some months back)? I guess that would depend on whether you want to document your trip on Instagram, or make a TV show.

Read our TV column The Binge.

Better Call Saul Season 2: Jimmy tries to think inside the box, kicks through the box.

May 21, 2016 By: jessicazafra Category: Television No Comments →

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Jimmy is a master of the shortcut, the quick fix, thinking outside the box. The problem is that the law, by definition, is a box. Resourcefulness and inventiveness, the qualities that make him a good lawyer, are the same qualities that can get him disbarred. But Jimmy gives the legal profession a serious try, actually landing a cushy job that gives him corporate housing, a car plan (Heart-rending moment when he says goodbye to his crappy old jalopy) and on a whim, a cocobolo desk. He does it for a girl. Inside that sleaze is a romantic who wants to be a better man in order to deserve the woman.

Read my TV column The Binge at BusinessWorld.

I know nothing about what the voters want, but I know Game of Thrones.

May 10, 2016 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Television 7 Comments →

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So Hodor, everyone! Hodor! This convoluted parallel universe, we understand.

In episode 3, Bran has a vision of the Tower of Joy. Meaning we may be close to uncovering someone’s mysterious parentage. The Tower of Joy scenes are filmed at the Castillo de Zafra in Guadalajara. My keep.

Stray observations:

Jon Snow is lying on the table being washed, so it stands to reason that he should be naked. At least as naked as women frequently are on the show. But there was strategic cloth cover.

They forgot Rickon! This is like the time some people I know forgot their kid in the elevator, because they had their hands full with their two other kids.

Arya’s training proceeds apace. This season is going faster than the last two. I’ve had enough of seeing Arya suffer. Let her hit people.

Still waiting to see Uncle Blackfish gut Walder Frey.

Make a digital presentation explaining Game of Thrones and win a limited edition Thrones Moleskine

May 04, 2016 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Television 3 Comments →

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I couldn’t wait for the notebooks to arrive in stores so when reader haciendera said they were available at Changi Airport, I asked a friend to get them for me. My friend does not watch GoT (He has other qualities so we’ll let him live). Help me explain it to him.

Send me a presentation explaining the show (We don’t need to hear how it diverges from the books), in PowerPoint, Flash or any format (handmade diagrams allowed). Email it to saffron.safin@gmail.com, or if the file is too big, send me a link to your site. The best presentations will get the Game of Thrones Moleskines when they arrive at National Bookstore.

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Drogon, notebook and cat

Notebooks are coming. We do not jest.

Read Game On: The most obsessively-watched show on television begins its sixth season in our BWorld column, The Binge.

The Game of Thrones limited edition Moleskines are coming.

May 03, 2016 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Notebooks, Television 5 Comments →

To introduce the line, they recreated the show’s opening credits.

How they made it using 750 photos and 7,600 paper cutouts.

The result

Night gathers, and now my watch (at the bookstore) begins.

Read Game On: The most obsessively-watched show on television begins its sixth season in our BWorld column, The Binge.