Koosi says: Although cats, being the perfect predators, are clearly the top of the food chain, it is in our best interest to let the humans believe that they are the dominant species. Let them think that we are cute, cuddly critters who give them something to make YouTube videos about since their own lives are generally unwatchable. In exchange for this useful deception they give us food, shelter, clothing (They try, we shred them), health care, etc, which beats scrounging in garbage cans.
Allow these needy hominids the illusion that we are their pets. “Oh wow, we wuv tweats! Here’s something for you in the litterbox (cough, cough, toxo).” Remember to look cute at all times, and to gaze upon them adoringly even when you’re really thinking, “You’re a good source of protein, person.” And we mean all times, even while you sleep.
Thanks, the chronicler of boredom, for the Goddess Bast pin, which looks like Koosi.