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- Especially love letters. The last words our best friend, a lawyer, said to us before she died. She knew of our propensity for writing everything down.

On a rolltop desk: Added risk of strangulation.

How Often Do People Have Sex at the Office?
By Arianne Cohen in Businessweek

As someone who reads people’s sex diaries professionally—for my books and website I collect thousands of them—I am here to report that former CIA Director David Petraeus is really just a talented guy who, considering his marital and work history, is a typical American male.

Various news outlets reported that Petraeus had sex under his desk at CIA headquarters. This makes his case a rare one. Although the workplace is the most common place to meet a new partner, few people actually have sex at the office—in the 3,500 diaries I’ve read, a grand total of 11 office affairs actually took place within the workplace walls. Workaholics logging long hours, particularly those working 12- to 18-hour days, account for seven of those 11. (Oh, and regarding the issue of on the desk vs. under the desk, I’ve discovered that people who prefer steadiness and balance—and the kinds of sexual positions given names such as “missionary,” for instance—opt for the floor. The desk is the domain of more acrobatic love-makers.)… Read on.

Dear Auntie Janey,

Late last year I saw how biased and narrow-minded he really is. A new batch of staff had just come in. The new staff and some of the tenured staff had a miscommunication. Instead of making things better, my boss sided with the new staff and made it appear like we were bullying them. He continues to give the newbies preferential treatment even if some of them are clearly incompetent and in need of training. Because of this I’ve had several meetings with our department head (the boss of my boss). He’s already taking a drastic course of action that is bound to shake some feathers in our department.
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You try to get some writing done but there’s a cat at your computer and she will not budge.

You can’t even sit at your work table because there’s a cat under the table biting your toes. Fine, you’ll take a nap.

There’s a cat on your bed, hogging the pillow. You’ll have to lie on the side and try not to fall off.

My domestic life.

Wake up!

You have deadlines to meet so you decide to stay at home and get work done. This is a bad idea.

Little work gets done at home. You will surf the internet aimlessly even as you wonder why you are surfing when you should be toiling. If you really want to accomplish something, go to a public place and work there.

Get to work!!

You have a pile of books to read and you really want to read them but somehow you manage not to. You have a stack of dvds you’re eager to watch and somehow you avoid them. Instead you sit doing nothing, inwardly kicking yourself for not reading or watching. Desire is overcome by torpor.

Another full day in our quest for world domination. Right, Duck Vader?

Eventually your annoyance boils over and you finish your assignments in a huff. Strangely, they read better than the stuff you write at leisure. So sloth turns out to be an efficient approach. But this is not the way to live.

There’s an article about Overseas Foreign Workers and the Philippine economy in the February 2011 issue of Monocle. Lots of pictures, and it presents the Filipino worker’s skills in a good light.

Since the 1970s, the Philippine government has offered training to Filipinos wanting to work on oil tankers belonging to Danes and Norwegians, construction sites in Osaka and in private homes stretching from Beirut to Bologna, actively encouraging them to look for jobs outside the country rather than join the ranks of the 2.7 million unemployed or the 22 per cent of the population who are living on just over $1 a day.

Today, one in nine Filipinos works abroad, where they can earn salaries five or six times higher than they can at home. During 2010 alone, 53,532 people left the Philippines while those nine million already settled across 80 countries sent €17bn home to their relatives. Only India, China and Mexico receive more remittances than the Philippines. At 12 per cent of GDP, it is a source of income the government is more than happy to see coming in.

Taken with the Cartoon setting of a Samsung Galaxy S phone camera.

Wednesday, 11 August. Having finished proofreading a book on Spanish colonial church architecture, I embark on the writing of a 100-page manuscript that requires a working knowledge of Japanese pornography. Zealots and perverts, the theme of the week. I love my job.