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The Devil went down to Orvieto

May 14, 2010 By: jessicazafra Category: Art 1 Comment →


The Deeds of the Antichrist by Luca Signorelli. Fresco, 1499-1502. Orvieto Cathedral, San Brizio Chapel, Orvieto, Italy.


The Antichrist pauses to listen to his demonic adviser.


Detail: Possibly a self-portrait of the artist.

. . .The Apocalypse is a rare subject for Italian artists, and this is one of the only known images painted of the Antichrist. It is also one of the most menacing works an Italian painter ever created. But then Orvieto, friendly, beautiful Orvieto, was a completely different city five hundred years ago, a place where a sensitive soul like Luca Signorelli might come to imagine the full depth of human depravity.

In 1499, this Umbrian town was a disease-ridden den of eight thousand souls whose chief claim to notoriety was their enthusiasm for fighting with one another; before 1321, Dante’s Purgatory had ranked the city and its feuding clans, the Monaldeschi and Filippeschi, right up with the Montagues and Capulets of Verona. . .

Read When the Antichrist Came to Orvieto by Ingrid D. Rowland in the NYRB.

Aldous Huxley narrates Brave New World

May 13, 2010 By: jessicazafra Category: Books 1 Comment →

With music by Bernard Herrmann (the man who scored Psycho and Taxi Driver)!

Poster by Leslie Holland

Brave New World, the original radio broadcast, on RecordBrother. (via Boing Boing)

77. Staying youthful is a killer.

May 13, 2010 By: jessicazafra Category: History, Movies, The Bizarre 3 Comments →

The Countess is the third film directed by Julie Delpy. It’s the story of Erzsebet Bathory, a powerful countess who becomes obsessed with a younger man. She starts taking measures to preserve her youth and beauty, measures which become more and more extreme. First she starts using the blood of virgins as a skin cream. Eventually her henchmen are kidnapping young maidens and murdering them so she can bathe in their blood.

I told Noel about this bizarre movie, and he recognized the Countess Bathory as one of the inspirations for Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

So much bloodshed could’ve been averted if it had occurred to the countess to inject herself with botulism toxin instead. Blood, botulism, placenta, blubber—the beauty business is built on icky stuff.

You can build your own particle accelerator at home.

May 12, 2010 By: jessicazafra Category: Movies, Science, Technology No Comments →


I want that.

According to the Discovery News blog, Tony Stark isn’t the only guy who can build one in his house.

You’d cause a city-wide blackout, then the Meralco bill will kill you.

The problem is building a particle accelerator with enough power to create a new element that can run your fusion ticker and suit so you can go out and make world peace.

Iron Man 2 Fact Check in Popular Mechanics.

Banksy was here but they painted over him.

May 12, 2010 By: jessicazafra Category: Art, Places 2 Comments →

Beside the Forum in Melbourne is an alley devoted to graffiti.

Interesting contrast.

According to our tour guide, the British street artist Banksy visited Melbourne and painted something in this alley.

Unfortunately, his painting was on a section of wall beyond the area designated for graffiti. So it was painted over.

No drama (updated with Election Postmortem)

May 11, 2010 By: jessicazafra Category: Current Events 13 Comments →

It’s not perfect: in many places the voting took too long, and there were still outbreaks of violence. But the speed of the count! I think we can work with this.

P.S. I love the Star Wars-like holograms (“Help me, Obi-Wan, you’re my only hope”) and iPads in the GMA-7 election coverage.

P.P.S. Politicians conceding! An amazing development. A faster, more efficient election count makes people civil.

Here’s Boboy’s Election Campaign Postmortem.

1. Maybe it’s not wise to overspend on advertising. Erap didn’t even spend half of what Villar spent and yet he’s running second to Noy. At a certain point, the massive war chest becomes suspect. You must be gunning for a high ROI since everyone knows that the presidency would make you richer than working in real estate. If you say you’re doing it out of altruism, out of the kindness of your heart, you better look the part of a caring person. Pinoys, a sceptical lot, could see through the fakery. They may be humming the jingle, but not necessarily loving the man.

2. The message may be consistent, but is it genuine, unassailable and own-able? In the first few months of the campaign, Noy’s messaging was all over the place. That was worrisome because it violated one key rule in communications: singlemindedness. Villar’s I-was-poor-like-you-and-I-can-help-you-out-of-your-misery was enviably coherent across all media channels. Even his spokesman would end up with the same theme when asked what his favorite color was. Yet, it made him vulnerable with the road project and stock exchange scams hounding him. It took the original and still-popular pro-poor politician Erap to nullify all that.

3. When things are not going your way, shift the messaging, and go on the offensive. Villar stuck to a message that became increasingly doubtful. And he spent the last weeks of the campaign defending it, and looking cranky with every attack on his supposed philanthropy. Di ba ang pikon, talo? And must you bring in your blind, ailing mother to fight your battle? That did him in and made him all the more look like a beaten crybaby.

4. Villar shouldn’t shift his eyes too much during interviews. Again, he was not looking sincere.

5. Trust the surveys. Pulse Asia and SWS are reputable research firms. The people running these firms are men of integrity, contrary to what you read in your spam folder. They employ scientifically proven polling methods, patterned after the best in the world. Noy’s camp took their cue from Pulse where corruption was found to be the issue foremost in the voters’ minds. It was the most relevant. Incorruptibility was an Aquino equity. So he played it up with much success.

6. Chiz Escudero will be a force to reckon with in 2016. He was the most influential endorser, making Binay happy in the process. By the way, who did Binay’s “Ang bise-presidente ko may B” campaign? That was one stroke of genius. Sadly, Mar was awfully quiet in the last two weeks of the campaign, and didn’t have anything as catchy to say.

7. Oh, Gibo. Poor Gibo. He had potential. He looked great, spoke well and drew a lot of fans. I thought his campaign lacked groundwork, especially in terms of consumer research. If he’d like to win next time, his messaging should be sexier than “galing” at “talino”. In the surveys, those attributes didn’t really matter to the majority. His green army was potentially as formidable as the yellow one but it happened too late to attract people who didn’t have Facebook accounts. Should he choose to run next time, he should consider dropping the “I’m keeping it clean, sans negativity” for that won’t win him votes amongst voters who embrace the imperfect (like Noy’s legislative record and Erap’s drunkenness). Besides, that was actually untrue because his followers did the mudslinging for him. The “I think therefore I’m for Gibo” smacked of intellectual arrogance. Mustn’t do that again, Gibo.

8. Now it’s my turn to be arrogant. What were my provincemates thinking?! The Kampampangans are a strange lot. We elected the most unpopular president in our nation’s history to a Congressional seat. We stink like our famous buru. Macabebe Troops redux. We badly need more active participation from the Pampangan civil society.

9. We really are getting older. The young are clueless about the sins of the now-victorious Marcoses.

From the NYT: Imelda Marcos listens to Here Lies Love by David Byrne and Fatboy Slim. Photo by Jes Aznar.

10. Automation worked. The Philippines has finally entered the 21st century. Everyone’s sure to be excited about how much more hi-tech (and organized) the next elections will be.