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Archive for January, 2012

Roger vs Rafa: Your predictions

January 26, 2012 By: jessicazafra Category: Tennis 8 Comments →

Tennis Mike (het): The Fed in 4. Runaway first two sets, cliffhanger in the third, a rout in the fourth.

Tennis Mike (gay): Mercedes Benz over Kia in straight sets.

Whoever posts the most accurate prediction gets a copy of Bossypants by Tina Fey. (Thanks, National.)

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Bonus question: What would you do if after the match the players throw their sweat-soaked towels and sweatbands at the audience and one lands right in front of you?

A. Grab it as a souvenir and never wash it (gross).
B. Grab it, bag it, send it to a lab to harvest available DNA (maybe hairs with the bulbs still on them) and have the player cloned. And then have the towel framed as a souvenir.
C. Shriek “Yucch!” and kick it away.
D. Grab it, send it to the laundry, then frame it as a souvenir.
E. Grab it, bury your face in it to inhale the player’s atoms (pass out here), then carry it around in a special bag wherever you go. (Get away from us.)

The evolution of Yucch, plus your other 5 senses

January 25, 2012 By: jessicazafra Category: Science No Comments →


Illustration by Srinivass. In India, the power of disgust to improve villagers’ hygiene is being tested. Center of Gravity, a Bangalore agency working with Valerie Curtis, a disgust researcher, created skits including this role, Laddu Lingam; he makes treats of mud and worms and never washes his hands. Another character, Supermom, shows the proper behavior.

Read Survival’s Ick Factor by James Gorman in the NYT.

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Equilibrioception. Whether you’re slaloming down a slope or strutting down a street, this sense—otherwise known as balance—helps keeps you upright. Although vision plays a role in equilibrioception, the vestibular system of the inner ear is mainly responsible.

Nociception. If you’ve touched a boiling kettle or stubbed a toe, you’re likely all too familiar with nociception, the sense of pain. Recent research shows that what was once viewed as a subjective experience related to touch is, in fact, a distinct phenomenon that corresponds to a specific area in the brain.

Proprioception. Close your eyes and touch your fingertip to your nose. Quick: Where’s your hand? Unless you suffer from a deficit of this kinesthetic sense, you know where your hand is, even though you can’t see it. This sense, the awareness of where your body parts are, sounds silly—until you consider that without it, you’d have to constantly watch your feet to make sure they were planted on the ground.

Thermoception. You notice a chill in the air, so you don a jacket on your way to work. Later, as you enter your warm office, you shed that garment. That’s thermoception, the sense of heat and cold, which relies on temperature sensors in your skin to keep you from overheating or freezing.

Temporal perception. There’s no doubt that the perception of time can be subjective: Three hours spent at a party with friends may speed by, while a three-hour meeting can seem to drag. Yet our sense of time is rooted in biology. Research shows that the basal ganglia and other parts of the brain are responsible.

Interoception. When we take our internal perception into account, we have even more senses. These are linked to sensory receptors found in internal organs, such as those in the lungs that control respiratory rate.”

Extra Sensory Perceptions: Aristotle missed the mark when he named only five in Harvard Medicine.

Random star sighting: Edward Norton

January 24, 2012 By: jessicazafra Category: Movies, Places 13 Comments →


Chinese New Year toy from our buffet dinner at Escolta

Either our famous person radar has gotten an upgrade, or everyone just stays at the Manila Peninsula. Tonight at 1840 we walk into the Pen after sitting in traffic for 45 minutes, and standing by the elevators outside Salon de Ning in a Panama hat, T-shirt, shorts is Edward Norton. He is scrolling through an iPad and asking questions of a bellhop, who goes to fetch something.

We’re early for our dinner reservation at Escolta, so we calculate the probability that we will run into him again standing alone by an elevator and figure it is almost zero. So we stop and address him. “Hello. Big fan. Are you lost? May I help you?”

Note how we leave doubt as to who is the fan of whom hahaha. Yeah, never address famous people as exalted beings, treat them like stray cats.

He says, “No, I was just asking for a keycard. But thank you!”

He is tall and thin and covered in blonde fuzz. He sounds the way he does in movies, and he looks like a Yale graduate student who’s going off to join the Peace Corps in a banana republic.

We’re not in the habit of taking celebrity photos, and anyway we don’t want to get politely turned down by another cast member of The Bourne Legacy only to find photos of him online posing with half the population of Metro Manila.

(Noel: When Renner said, ‘I don’t want to cause a stir’ you should’ve said, ‘I understand, Mr DiCaprio.’)

Later we report the Norton sighting to Noel who says, “Wow, inggit! He was my supercrush once. If he doesn’t watch it he’ll end up looking like the thin guy from Scooby-Doo.”

“That’s it!! He looks like Shaggy of Scooby-Doo!” But in a good way, of course.

Roger is in the semis.

January 24, 2012 By: jessicazafra Category: Tennis 2 Comments →


Roger Federer photo from tennis.com.

Easy win over Juan Martin Del Potro, 4, 3 and 2. The Fed awaits the winner of the clash between Rafael “The season is too long, no?! Yes I will play in your exos” Nadal and Tomas “I’m not shaking hands with you” Berdych.

Yay we’re watching the men’s semis and women’s final in Melbourne! Maybe even the men’s final. Must finish chores before Thursday flight.

Match report: One hand tied behind his back. All hail the one-handed backhand!

Listen to Dickens.

January 24, 2012 By: jessicazafra Category: Books No Comments →

If you need help with your Great Expectations translation assignments, just post a question for the members of the Dickens Translation Group here.

We are still accepting volunteers for our Great Expectations project. To join, leave a message.

See Coriolanus Now. (Updated)

January 23, 2012 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Movies 4 Comments →

Now. This moment. Go.

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2.3. The film takes place in “A place that calls itself Rome”—actually Belgrade, Serbia, whose recent history gives the material a fresh charge. Coriolanus is especially relevant in a year when ordinary people in Egypt, Libya and elsewhere rose up and toppled entrenched strongmen.

2.3.1. Writing 400 years ago, Shakespeare has something new to say about the world we live in. No one explains human beings better.

2.3.2. Compare this to another recent film, George Clooney’s much-praised political drama The Ides of March (the title a reference to Shakespeare). Though finely-crafted and well-acted, The Ides of March is a conventional drama about an idealist who loses his illusions. It is not nearly as complex as the evening news on TV. We know whom to root for, whom to dislike.

2.3.3. Coriolanus is so badass, we don’t know whether to worship him or revile him.

Read our review, Coriolanus: The People vs The Badass, on Interaksyon.com.