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Archive for June, 2014

Listen to Kenneth Branagh, Tom Hiddleston in a radio dramatization of Cyrano de Bergerac

June 17, 2014 By: jessicazafra Category: Books No Comments →

Kenneth Branagh as Cyrano! Tom Hiddleston as Christian!

Cyrano is the genius with the gigantic nose. Christian is the handsome dolt whom Cyrano helps to win Roxanne, the woman Cyrano loves.

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Cyrano by Uehara

It was Saffy’s 14th birthday yesterday. Today she is The Oracle.

June 16, 2014 By: jessicazafra Category: Cats, Cosmic Things 16 Comments →

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She will only answer questions about your future.

Post your questions in Comments.

Also, The Oracle says, Buy our human’s new books at The Library of Babel online store. We’ll be having pop-up signings at different venues in the coming weeks.

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Every movie we see #60: Watch the Edge of Tomorrow! Yesterday!

June 16, 2014 By: jessicazafra Category: Movies No Comments →

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Movie #58: L’Auberge Espagnole. We thought we’d cheer ourselves up during our house arrest by watching the trilogy by Cedric Klapisch starring Romain Duris: The Spanish Apartment, Russian Dolls, and Chinese Puzzle.

We fell asleep.

Movie #59: The Immigrant by James Gray, starring Marion Cotillard, Joaquin Phoenix, Jeremy Renner. A full review coming up. Warning: Do not watch this movie while recuperating from an illness, it’s intense. As always, Joaquin is terrifyingly good.

First movie we saw in the cinema post-virus: The Edge of Tomorrow starring Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt, written by Christopher McQuarrie et al and directed by Doug Liman. We love it but related to Tom Cruise’s character so much: just as he kept dying and waking up, we kept falling asleep and waking up. It wasn’t the movie’s fault—we couldn’t sleep the previous night because our left rib still hurts from the 2D echocardiogram they did at the hospital. (Apologies to our seatmates in case we were snoring or sleep-talking, which we sometimes catch ourself doing.) The tech really crushed our rib cage; she must not have found our heart.

So we’re watching The Edge of Tomorrow again today.

Vote for the world’s biggest air filter at Cannes

June 15, 2014 By: jessicazafra Category: Health, In Traffic, Science No Comments →

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Boysen KNOxOut’s Project Edsa, the murals which make up the world’s biggest air filter, is in contention for the ACT Cannes 2014 prize.

Watch the Boysen Project Edsa video here (leftmost, third from the top) and click on the heart to cast your vote on Facebook.

Voting ends on 19 June.

ACT Responsible is a Switzerland-based, non-profit organization that collects the best ads promoting sustainability, equitable development and social responsibility in a bid to highlight how creativity is used to raise awareness on the world’s major issues.

Ask us a question and we’ll answer in a sound file

June 13, 2014 By: jessicazafra Category: Cats, Health 31 Comments →

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Saffy and Drogon taking a nap.

Aaargh, we’ve been described as “incoherent” and “non-responsive”. Even if we had brain fever at the time, we don’t like it. So ask us a question, any question, in Comments from today till Sunday and we’ll post the answer as an mp3.

Tina says “brain fever” sounds like we caught something during an archaeological expedition in Victorian times and have to check into a sanatorium in Baden-Baden or Davos where we sit looking at the mountains with a blanket on our lap…while agents from British Intelligence pass us notes.

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Here are the answers to the first three questions:

The next two questions:

More questions:

Thanks for posting your questions! Turns out we are incoherent and disorganized, but that’s our normal level of incoherence and disorganization.

A glitch in my brain

June 11, 2014 By: jessicazafra Category: Health 4 Comments →

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Image from Wired

On Monday the 26th the thing I feared the most came to pass. My brain developed a glitch so I could not understand anything. People were talking to me, but my vocabulary had vanished. When friends said “Hello” at the hospital, I could only reply like a cartoon pirate: “Arr.”

I remember regaining consciousness on the floor of the shower and thinking I was late for a 4:30 appointment. It must’ve been past 6 pm. I threw on a shirt dress, which I am later told was on backwards, and looked for a pair of shoes to wear. For some reason this was exhausting, so I left the house wearing flip-flops. Already I had a notion that something was wrong: I never leave the house in tsinelas.

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