Zombie
This is for Scrat, reduced to a zombie state by the shock loss of the New Zealand All Blacks at the Rugby World Cup.
Great—another four years of self-flagellation.
I know it’s been your dream to see them play in the flesh. You even got tickets to the final way in advance. Why compound the trauma of your heroes’ loss by watching two other teams fight for the title? Give me the tickets, I’ll go to France. It’s the least I can do as a friend.
October 11th, 2007 at 11:54
The All Blacks always choke in the World Cup. Any other tournament and theyre unbeatable.