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What dream have you abandoned?

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The winner is dindin. Congratulations! Email saffron.safin@gmail.com to claim your prize.

Here’s the world’s tiniest violin playing for the rest of you.

Han Solo in carbonite: First love is traumatic.

Who is the first human you ever had a crush on? (Film/TV/pop stars included)

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The winner is chel_p3. Congratulations. Please email saffron.safin@gmail.com to claim your prize.

Photo from The Guardian

What one ridiculously expensive, impractical object would you buy if you had the funds?

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Apropos of nothing, here’s the Cumberbatch pronouncing “penguins”.

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The winner is ros. Email saffron.safin@gmail.com to claim your prizes (not a solid gold monster statuette, unfortunately).

What is the worst lust/passion-fueled decision you have ever made?

Spare us the grisly details, the general outlines will do.

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Congratulations to our contestants: you outsourced your decision-making to your crotches but survived. The winner is maelynda. Email saffron.safin@gmail.com to collect your prizes.

The Librarian by Arcimboldo

Which book would you live in?

Suppose there were an invention, like in The Kugelmass Episode, that could project you into any work of literature as a new character. What novel would you choose to live in?

The Kugelmass Episode by Woody Allen

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The winner is allancarreon. (Yes, he does social media for the Library of Babel, but for once he is not disqualified. It’s a birthday contest, Zinfandel wins.) Congratulations, email saffron.safin@gmail.com to claim your prize.

An old movie theatre

Who will play you in your big-budget film biopic?

Physical resemblance not absolutely necessary. Gender, nationality and skin color immaterial. The actor doesn’t even have to be living. It’s a movie fantasy.

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The winner is MewMew. Congratulations. Please email saffron.safin@gmail.com to claim your prizes.