You’re invited.
David Byrne will not actually be present, but his photographs will be there.
The Cemento Gallery, so called because the furniture is made of cement, is on the 11th floor of the Insular Life Building on the corner of Ayala Avenue and Paseo de Roxas. Remember when you were in school in the 80s and you watched Repertory Philippines do a Neil Simon play or something that involved British accents? That building.
Pop over, I’ll buy you a drink (Well, David the publisher will buy you a drink. He has a British accent).
If you plan on speaking to me, do not, I repeat, do not start with these statements: a) My girlfriend/wife/sister/mother/grandmother reads your books. b) I watch you on TV all the time. (News flash: My show was cancelled in 2002. When I point this out, do not insist that you were just watching it days ago. Unless you are from another galaxy and the TV signal takes a few years to get there.) c) Uurrggghbnmvcxz, unless you’re actually having a seizure.