Curse of the Golden Flower – You mean Curse of the Golden Pushup Bra.
Holiday – I love Jack Black, but from a purely lookist perspective hindi ba lugi si Kate Winslet?
Apocalypto – Mmm, raw tapir balls.
Hannibal Rising – Mmm, pre-chewed tripe.
The History Boys – Of course they’re gay, they’re too clever.
The Fountain opens on Wednesday!